Irish Sea Moss Super Food Gel Supplement
Weeks of grueling web site overhaul and it took one of our favorite customers to point out that we sell everything but sea moss. Everywhere we go, our sign says powered by sea moss and our web site doesn’t even give you that option. Our bad. So bad. The picture show us the sea moss in its unprocessed form. You can find it on Amazon, make a stew with it, try drinking it, but you probably won’t because it smells like low tide. This isn’t the fresh sea air you read about in Hemingway novels. No. It’s more like the smell of a beached whale. Not the thing you jump at the opportunity to ingest. And the texture! Like baby poo. Paradise Island knows our community loves staying fit and dressing with style, but we don’t eat things like sea moss when it’s nasty like that. So we make a potent, concentrated gel that tastes good and a whipped gel that has a pleasant flavor and texture. Before you say, “what about sea moss powder?” let’s just answer with a question. Do you like to get half as much after paying full price? I didn’t think so. When you take our gel, you get a full dose without any compromises. With an increasing dialog of women and perimenopause, you should know that sea moss restores the youthful sensations of intimacy. We may not discuss these matters in “polite” conversation, but our women — our mothers, partners, and sisters deserve to know. There is nothing honorable about suffering in silence. We all deserve to live our best lives.
Weeks of grueling web site overhaul and it took one of our favorite customers to point out that we sell everything but sea moss. Everywhere we go, our sign says powered by sea moss and our web site doesn’t even give you that option. Our bad. So bad. The picture show us the sea moss in its unprocessed form. You can find it on Amazon, make a stew with it, try drinking it, but you probably won’t because it smells like low tide. This isn’t the fresh sea air you read about in Hemingway novels. No. It’s more like the smell of a beached whale. Not the thing you jump at the opportunity to ingest. And the texture! Like baby poo. Paradise Island knows our community loves staying fit and dressing with style, but we don’t eat things like sea moss when it’s nasty like that. So we make a potent, concentrated gel that tastes good and a whipped gel that has a pleasant flavor and texture. Before you say, “what about sea moss powder?” let’s just answer with a question. Do you like to get half as much after paying full price? I didn’t think so. When you take our gel, you get a full dose without any compromises. With an increasing dialog of women and perimenopause, you should know that sea moss restores the youthful sensations of intimacy. We may not discuss these matters in “polite” conversation, but our women — our mothers, partners, and sisters deserve to know. There is nothing honorable about suffering in silence. We all deserve to live our best lives.