Pita Pocket Sandwich
Three things in life are universal: Death, taxes, and sandwiches tasting better when someone else makes them for you. And if you eat while driving, you want a sandwich that doesn’t end up all over your lap and sauce dripping down your arm with each bite. That’s why God made the pita pocket. We aren’t Greek, but we obey the law of gravity. Homer Simpson puts more emphasis on thermodynamics, but gravity is the people’s choice for physics laws.
When your proteins and veggies are sizzling in their juices, thrown into a grilled pita with sauce and cheese, you won’t be searching for fries in the bag to find satisfaction. All that’s left is another life changing decision: jerk chicken, bourbon chicken, catfish, shrimp, vegan jack fruit, OR OXTAIL? Make 2025 the year of self-care.
Three things in life are universal: Death, taxes, and sandwiches tasting better when someone else makes them for you. And if you eat while driving, you want a sandwich that doesn’t end up all over your lap and sauce dripping down your arm with each bite. That’s why God made the pita pocket. We aren’t Greek, but we obey the law of gravity. Homer Simpson puts more emphasis on thermodynamics, but gravity is the people’s choice for physics laws.
When your proteins and veggies are sizzling in their juices, thrown into a grilled pita with sauce and cheese, you won’t be searching for fries in the bag to find satisfaction. All that’s left is another life changing decision: jerk chicken, bourbon chicken, catfish, shrimp, vegan jack fruit, OR OXTAIL? Make 2025 the year of self-care.
Three things in life are universal: Death, taxes, and sandwiches tasting better when someone else makes them for you. And if you eat while driving, you want a sandwich that doesn’t end up all over your lap and sauce dripping down your arm with each bite. That’s why God made the pita pocket. We aren’t Greek, but we obey the law of gravity. Homer Simpson puts more emphasis on thermodynamics, but gravity is the people’s choice for physics laws.
When your proteins and veggies are sizzling in their juices, thrown into a grilled pita with sauce and cheese, you won’t be searching for fries in the bag to find satisfaction. All that’s left is another life changing decision: jerk chicken, bourbon chicken, catfish, shrimp, vegan jack fruit, OR OXTAIL? Make 2025 the year of self-care.